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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Sometimes you think you're safe....

.....When you are at JoAnn's at 9 in the morning.

You're looking at skirt patterns so you can hurry and buy your materials and book it to your classes.

A man with three little kids walks by you and you smile absentmindedly at the adorable kiddos.

Soon though, things take a creeptastic turn.

The man with the kiddos turns back around and asks "what are you doing?".

"Oh, I'm looking for a skirt pattern for my sewing class", you respond.

"Ohhhhh a High School class, or College class?", Mr. Mom asks.

"Oh, I'm in College", you respond.

The conversation dwindles and you are glad to be over with it. 

You have no time to stop and chat.

You feel uneasy though as you realize the man is still standing there. 

Just staring at you.

Watching you look at patterns and flip through books.

Soon, your roommate comes and rescues you. 

Or does she?

Taken aback by the new company, the man finally leaves to chase after his little boys and you breathe a sigh of relief.

Until he is back and standing even closer to you!

"You look kind of confused. Do you need help?", he asks.

"Oh, no thanks. I think I'm fine", you nervously reply.

"Is this your roommate?", he persists.

"Yes". Simple and to the point right?

Wrong.

He keeps tallllking and creeping.

He once again leaves to chase after his kids that are wreaking havoc on the store.

He returns. AGAIN.

Pretty soon, I am ready to just tell him to get lost.

Seriously, why does he keep returning to talk to me?!

Finally, his wife appears and he disappears.

I was left mystified at this predicament.

Why are people so weird? And creepy?

Word to the wise: You are never safe! Do not mistake the cozy atmosphere of JoAnn's for a safe haven from creepers.

Also, never think that just because a man has super cute kids, that he is not a SC (secret creeper).

They are everywhere. 


Quote of the Day


Sometimes you've just gotta be nice to creepers though.....haven't you ever seen horror movies? The girls that were mean to the nerdy boys always get wacked first.


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5 comments:

Holly said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwww hahaha i wish i was there to see him creepin on you

Anjelica said...

Ha ha love! Made me laugh way out loud!

Holly said...

also ashley, go read my blog cause something funny happened to me today!!!

L!$@ said...

ewwww definitely creepy!! Some people...

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes you've just gotta be nice to creepers though.....haven't you ever seen horror movies? The girls that were mean to the nerdy boys always get wacked first." <-- Agree! That is one thing Criminal Minds has thought me. lol